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Originally Posted by Coonskinner
I am reminded of the man who fled from the wrath of his very angry, broom wielding wife, and crawled under the bed.
She tried several times to gouge him out from under there, but he was scrooched up against the wall and she couldn't reach him.
Exasperated, she demanded, "You come out from under that bed right this minute!"
In a bold voice, he replied, "I'll have you know I'm the head of this house and I'm not coming out till I get good and ready!"
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At least she didn't pull what one of Willie Nelson's wives pulled on him - lighting his sheets on fire when he was asleep! Whewwwww!!! That has gotta hurt!
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