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Re: Joke Thread
I have a few short and sweet ones that come to mind...
Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an instiution?
Q: What do a Kansas tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common? A: Either way, somebody's gonna end up losing a a trailer.
I went to the bookstore and asked the clerk to direct me toward the "self help" section. He said that would defeat the purpose.
A wayward preacher was stopped by a cop for driving eratically one night. In between his legs was a paper bag containing a bottle. The officer asked, Sir, what's in the bag and that bottle? The preacher said "water". The officer reached in and took hold of the bottle and brought it to his nose to smell it. After a quick whiff, he exclaimed "Sir, that's not water, its wine!". The preacher exclaimed, Bless God, he did it again!!
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