Al Gore is a Complete Nut!

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For those interested, I have an agenda of the DNC.

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free the Gitmo Freedom Fighters Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender– Former French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael
Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers: Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Barack Obama by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals: John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Michelle Obama

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill and Hillary ask Ted Kennedy to drive Barack and Michelle home