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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
Just don't answer the phone. Be consistently unavailable.
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Yes, or buy an answering machine. They are relatively cheap.
You can use one of these messages. They probably will be afraid to call back.
"You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
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Roses are red
booger's are green
please leave your message on this stupid machine .
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Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits. Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called.
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