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Originally Posted by OP_Carl
The economy has DEFINITELY put the hurt on us, and we are doing all the usual things to cope with it:
We carefully plan our trips so that we only drive downhill.
We only go to the busiest gas stations, because it's easier to drive away without paying.
We still eat out just as much as before, but we save money by giving church cards instead of cash tips.
We pay real close attention during testimony service, and pay late afternoon house calls to the little old ladies who claim God has been blessing them.
Those homeless guys with signs are just LOADED with cash. The trick is to find them when they're asleep. It's easier if they only have one arm or leg.
I'm making a little extra money on the side by taking neighborhood cats to a Chinese lady. I have NO IDEA why she is willing to pay for them, but they say a sucker is born every minute.
Sometimes, when you're ready to cry, the only thing to do is laugh.
It cost me $130 to fill up last time.
We have cut back drastically on restaurants and treats of various description.
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Don't worry about it, some of these sinners could be buying Kroger brand coffee instead of Starbucks. LOL!
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