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Originally Posted by CC1
Ever since that Elder invited me to the AMC conference and I took him up on his offer I am considered a preacher.
I booked three meetings at the AMC conference on the basis of passing myself off as Elder Epley's Assistant Pastor and Elder Groce's former Youth Pastor.
I told everybody I had seen Elder Epley butcher more hogs than the Hormel Company and I had personally been lulled to a good nap by more of Elder Groce's sermons than any other living human being other than his wife.
That was all it took for the pocket calendars to come out and the meetings to be booked.
Sadly I had to cancel all three as one was on a Sunday the Tennessee Titans were playing a home game that I had tickets for and the other two were on the results night for American Ido. Next year...........
All of that to say that my "ordination by association" at the AMC has qualified me for any and every preachers forum!
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Yes, BUT you forgot and left on your pink shoes with purple laces........ and I have a suspicion that that might have foiled your disguise.......