McCain's Kool Aid

If you are politically conservative, likely Republican nominee John McCain wants to offer you some Kool Aid.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain - you know, the wizard who partnered with Ted Kennedy to make "open borders" official policy. This was bipartisanship at its best: more cheap labor for Republicans to exploit, and more poor people for Democrats to woo with feigned compassion.

Don't give it much thought, just drink the Kool Aid, and be happy.

Forget about the Bill to Undermine the First Amendment, aka McCain-Feingold. Have some more Kool Aid, lest you begin to think of "bipartisanship" as something less than a panacea for our every malaise.

If it weren't for Kool Aid, we the people might venture outside the box and come up with something radical and dangerous....like tripartisanship. Then things might really get out of hand and we'd find our brains, our hearts, and our courage.

And our blessed two-party system would melt.

Perish the thought. Liberals - drink! Conservatives - drink!

Donkeys and elephants (or is it sharks and jellyfish?) forever!