Well, if our website has truly been "hacked," then we must take immediate action...
1. Make immediate and unjustified accusations against all "liberals" and "ultracons" who would no doubt do this type of unholy and unsanctified behavior.
2. Secure our website data by naming as many well-known ministers to our "unofficial, un-organization" efforts, but of course, do not inform them of their selection or the full strategy of our organiz..., huh, fellowship.
3. Ensure we are totally blameless in this due to the fact that they were assured that the ALLURE website was simply "under construction" and certainly was not available to the many world wide web surfers traveling the cyberspace paths in the sky.
4. Break away from ALLURE to form another organiza..., huh, fellowship that will stand for our true and well-respected personal convictions about hacking, sacking and generally, doing things that clearly are not truly holy and sanctified...we should probably call the new fellowship SELECT... The SPIRITUAL ELITE and LOGICAL CHURCH of TRUTH...
Pastor VEE, I move that we take the above action as quickly as possible to ensure we offend as many as possible in the shortest time as possible...
Can I have a witness??? God bless this happy organ..., huh, fellowship!
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