Dear Bishop/Sen. Pastor/Int. Pastor/Ms-UPCI Tattletail(if I forgot a title,sorry)

[delta soundman]

Dear Interim Pastor of the local UPCI aassembly,
Let me just start by saying, thank you. I must admit I was furious with you this past Friday night. That is when I heard of your darkroom antics of calling and having my visisting evangelists license yanked. I will say that God most certainly works in mysterious ways. Who would have ever thought He would have used you to do His will in the lives of the people that came to our crusade. From what I understand you are supposed to be here for only 3 months. If you are going to continue helping us like you did this weekend I most certainly hope that you become permenant. Between your pull in the district and your sidekick's reputaion in the community, we might not have to do very much to bring the people in to be ministered to. Think of this as a place you can help build a new work. You may not see the results,(because we are on the blacklist and you aren't allowed to fellowship with us)but there will be results of your work here. Such good results we might even dedicate a wing of our new church to you. That is all for now. Again thank you for all your hardwork!!!