Psalm 150
1Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
But only if no practices have been done first.
2Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
Making sure that you haven't said those things before, lest it be seen as repetitious and practiced.
3Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
Just pick those items up and start blowing and strumming!
4Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
Just go jammin on the B3 without regard to who it belongs to or if you can even play it, just jam already!
Oh, and the dance, just be sure to take your flesh off as to truly dance in the Spirit!
Stringed instruments? Anyone can play the guitar and violin! Nothing to it. If you know how to play, that means you have practiced, and practiced praise isn't allowed!
5Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
Be sure and pick up both sticks and beat away! Nobody will mind because you are praising God!
6Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.
That's right. And it doesn't matter if the preacher is taking prayer requests or preaching, because praise cannot be orderly nor practiced, so just have at it!
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