Baptismal Service

[Sam]

A drunk stumbles into a baptismal service
one Sunday afternoon down by the river.

He proceeds to walk down into the water
and stand next to the preacher. The minister
turns and notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,
Preacher, I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the
water and pulls him right back up. "Have
you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for
quite a bit longer, brings him up and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under
for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him
out of the water and says in a harsh tone,
"My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk coughs, spits wipes his eyes and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"