"Open Pod Bay Doors, HAL"

[votivesoul]

"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Dave. I read you."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

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"HAL, do you read me?"

Affirmative, Saint. I read you."

"Open the church building doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Saint. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Jesus were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

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"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Trump. I read you."

"Open the USA economy, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Trump. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and the American people were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."