Whaaaaaaatt???? What's happening in Canada??

[Ron]

Originally Posted by TrueNorth

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Leaf fans too. Not really knowing what an Leaf fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an Leafs fan," she retorts.

"Then," asks her teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud Vancouver Canucks Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Canuck fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Canuck fans, so I'm a Canuck fan too," she responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

"Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be an Leaf fan."

Every once in a while there is a nugget of truth that comes forth that can not be denied!!