Gee golly willickers!
What will we ever do about the THOUSANDS of unaccompanied illegal immigrant children on our soil now?
Should we depart them back to their home country? What if they're government can't verify their identities or citizenship status?
Should we simply turn them around at the Mexican border? What if they die in the dessert on their way back home-- or worse, kidnapped by sex trade smugglers?
All the children! All the THOUSANDS of children! America must do something about this!
"We must do right by the children," said Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson.
BWAHAHAHA!
Either the House GOP decides to tackle Immigration Reform or the President will!
Lead or get out of the way-- here comes Jose...
And Pablo,
And Maria,
And Esperanza,
And Jorge,
And Lux,
And Juan,
And another Juan,
And two more Jose's,
And Marisol,
And Carlos,
And Camilla,
And Felicidad,
And Tomas,
And another Jose!
These are only a quarter of the children who are escaping from the first war-torn and impoverished Central American village. There are hundreds more villages, thousands more children!
Oh the humanity!
What are we going to do about the CHILDREN?