Republican Politicians

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A woman was being tailgated by a stressed out Republican politician on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of her. She did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though she could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating politician was furious and honked his horn, screaming in
frustration, as he missed his chance to get through the intersection,
dropping his cell phone and coffee.

As he was still in mid-rant, he heard a tap on his window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered him to
exit his car with his hands up. He took him to the police station where he
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. He was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with his personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the person in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at them."

I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'ChooseLife' license
plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you
had stolen the car.''