!!!Why you shouldn't vote for a Democrat!!!!

[Sam]

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is
fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq we should trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they
now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving
a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even
and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy
headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas
past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists
don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here
I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off
with.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican,
now doesn't it?