Effective evangelists?

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Sean

Originally Posted by Sean View Post
I gotta do this....


Here is when one of these preachers finally comes clean and tells the saints what he thinks of the Bible...


Yes churchaaaaa, there is no accurate translationaaaaa, on planet earthaaaaa...

Just prayaaaa for revivalaaaaaa!

Your King James Version Bible is full of errorsaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I will translate the meanings that I think it should be sayingaaaaaaa...

Just believe meaaaa....

I will get you to heavenaaaaaa!!!

The word of God is fallibleaaaaaa!!!

Men translated itaaaaaaa!!!!

Hallelujahhhhhhhhhh!!!






Ima an evangelistaaaaaa

I preacha revivalaaaaaa....

Without an accurate Bibleaaaaaa!!!

Hallelujahhhh!!!

Just trust meaaaaa...

We can still have revivalaaaaa...

Even with a mistranslated Bibleaaaaaa....

Halellujahhhhhhh(cough, cough)

LOL

Songleader comes out of the closet now...


Thank you evangelist .....for sharing your proof that we have no accurately translated word of God in these last days!(as folks are streaming out of the sanctuary, never to read their Bibles again)...

Wait brethren, dont leave! I am coming out of the closet too!...

Those of us ministers that are left here, lets' sing this song, okay?...

I got the Holy Ghost down in my soul, just like our bad translation says.....

I got the Holy Ghost down in my soul, just like our bad translation says.....

Well I've been through the water and I've been baptized, my soul got happy and I'm satisfied, I wouldn't trade nothing for my bad translation now....

Just like our bad translation, like our bad translation, just like our bad translation says!!!


Oh by the way folks(that are left), dont forget to pay your tithe, we are needy of your support to spread this bad translation message throughout the world!