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Are you a true Texan?
True Texan
Never uses blinkers.
Only cooks Corn bread in Iron Skillet
Bacon grease is precious, and added to bean, greens and other stuff.
Eats BBQ coon even if not a holiday.
Only eats greasy sausage that's so greasy that when you poke it with a fork it squirts you in the Eye.
Knows the definition of bodacious .
Owns a belt buckle larger than his hubcaps.
Never passes Gas, just sits by Dogs that Do.
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