Disturbing hair story

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

There was the time when Archie and his son-in-law Michael (a.k.a., Meathead) touched on the humanity of Christ:
Michael: Archie, remember that Jesus was Jewish.
Archie: Yes, but only on his mother’s side.

Concerning the matter of the order of Creation:
Archie: God created the universe in seven days.
Edith: Six days. On the seventh day he rested.
Archie: Well only for a while then He looked over what He done.

On the divinity of Jesus Christ:
Archie: All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain’t proof that he’s the Son of God, then nothing is.

On the omnipotence of God:
Archie: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass!

Archie: God don’t make no mistakes, that’s how He got to be God.

And concerning the fall of man, Archie used Scripture to show it was all woman’s fault.
Archie: Don’t go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.
Gloria: What?
Archie: Yes, that’s right. You don’t believe me, read your Bible. Read the story about Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve, they had it pretty soft out in paradise. They had no problems, they didn’t even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn’t satisfied with all that, see? And one day against a direct order, she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore. He told them, "Get your clothes on and get the hell out of here."

There will never be another Archie, Carroll OConner was perfectly cast. And so was the (Riener) meathead, seems he really is a meatheat in the policitically correct world.