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Originally Posted by Titus2woman
After reading this I'm not sure whether to feel smarter or more stupid. Once when young the kids and I were untrimming the tree on a cold New Years day... Well rather than drag it out in the snow to the curb I thought... 'why not just stuff it in the fire place?'.... We already had a fire going... In just a minute it roared up and exploded the brick chimney almost to the roof. Thanks be to God we had fire retardant shingles and I did not actually burn the house down. The adjuster from our homeowners insurance company was quite impressed, said he'd never seen anything quite like it... Of course I made my husband meet him while I hid out  |
"Today we salute YOU Ms Burn-the-Christmas-tree-in-the-fireplace! When the holidays are over YOU don't simply throw it out. YOU have a match, and a plan!"
Singer: "
Oh watch it goooooooooo!"
"Has the tree just been taken down? Or has been sitting a few weeks becoming even more combustable? It doesn't matter to you!"
Singer: "
Where is the hose!"
"So pop open a bottle of ice cold Bud Light oh keeper of the holiday flame! Either way, we see one hot winner!"
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