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Old 07-07-2010, 08:12 AM
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Joy to the world (Please don't delete this admins)

Now that AFF is back up, I can humor you with a song I wrote yesterday.

Joy to the world the libs have come
Backsliders they employ
You'd better pay attention
Or they'll steal all your pension
They love to proselyte
They love to proselyte
They love, they love to proselyte

Joy to the world, the libs will speak
Countless words of fluff
Their preachers get so deep
That Satan falls asleep
Repeat the sounding fluff
Repeat the souding fluff
Repeat, repeat the sounding fluff

Joy to the world the libs will sing
They love Hollywood
They gossip bout the cons
And worship Goldie Hawn
They love to watch reruns
They love to watch reruns
They love, they love to watch reruns

Please don't delete this post admins. Let the compliments roll in!
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Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?


1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?


Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:18 AM
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Re: Joy to the world (Please don't delete this adm

We don't delete or refrain from deleting based upon personal preference. If it gets deleted, it needs it. If not......well just enjoy the grace extended!

You may or may not find some here who fit your "song."
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:19 AM
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We don't delete or refrain from deleting based upon personal preference. If it gets deleted, it needs it. If not......well just enjoy the grace extended!

You may or may not find some here who fit your "song."
But I like it!
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Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?


1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?


Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:47 AM
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Hmmmm....maybe you'd enjoy this lyric a little better by Bro. Phillips:

What we need is a soul fillage station
Full service pumping twenty four hours a day
Just pumping that high octain super salvation
For a heart out of gas fueling for that vast highway

You might have a big choir
You might even dress them up in that long whide robe attire
You might have a wall full of trophies showing off your softball team
But if somebody ain't praying
They're gonna be staying
Cause we ain't going up on no watered down gasoline
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Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?


1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?


Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:00 AM
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Standards, this "bimbo" idea lady (as you have called me) thinks you should change your name to "The Judge" since you see yourself as equal with God and should be the one to judge who is following God.
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Hmmmm....maybe you'd enjoy this lyric a little better by Bro. Phillips:

What we need is a soul fillage station
Full service pumping twenty four hours a day
Just pumping that high octain super salvation
For a heart out of gas fueling for that vast highway

You might have a big choir
You might even dress them up in that long whide robe attire
You might have a wall full of trophies showing off your softball team
But if somebody ain't praying
They're gonna be staying
Cause we ain't going up on no watered down gasoline
I love the Hinson's version of that song!
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:03 AM
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Standards, this "bimbo" idea lady (as you have called me) thinks you should change your name to "The Judge" since you see yourself as equal with God and should be the one to judge who is following God.
I love you 2.
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Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?


1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?


Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
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I love the Hinson's version of that song!
Haven't heard it. Did they change the lyrics?
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Jeremiah chapter 4 and verse 21 KJV
How long shall I see the standard, and hear the sound of the trumpet?


1 Cor. chapter 14 and verse 8 KJV
8For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?


Joel chapter 2 and verse 1
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
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Hmmmm....maybe you'd enjoy this lyric a little better by Bro. Phillips:

What we need is a soul fillage station
Full service pumping twenty four hours a day
Just pumping that high octain super salvation
For a heart out of gas fueling for that vast highway

You might have a big choir
You might even dress them up in that long whide robe attire
You might have a wall full of trophies showing off your softball team
But if somebody ain't praying
They're gonna be staying
Cause we ain't going up on no watered down gasoline
By Bro. Phillips?

That's a Hinson song. Ronnie Hinson wrote it.

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Now that AFF is back up, I can humor you with a song I wrote yesterday.

Joy to the world the libs have come
Backsliders they employ
You'd better pay attention
Or they'll steal all your pension
They love to proselyte
They love to proselyte
They love, they love to proselyte

Joy to the world, the libs will speak
Countless words of fluff
Their preachers get so deep
That Satan falls asleep
Repeat the sounding fluff
Repeat the souding fluff
Repeat, repeat the sounding fluff

Joy to the world the libs will sing
They love Hollywood
They gossip bout the cons
And worship Goldie Hawn
They love to watch reruns
They love to watch reruns
They love, they love to watch reruns

Please don't delete this post admins. Let the compliments roll in!


I can't imagine why they'd delete something that makes you look so ridiculous!!
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