Do you have someone unique or famous on your Twitter? Does someone you know post hilarious Facebook Status messages?
So here is one of my favorites-
"If I were a vegetable I would be a radish, because I am only kind of rad"
please do NOT tell us where you are going out to eat... If I see another twitter concerning what restaurant someone is eating at, I will scream!
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
"There was a Dragon problem, It must have been in England. George took it on he took on the job, he was like a Rentokil. He came out. And the interesting thing with him is he was a hero. I honestly think now they'd be an uproar, Because it's the last Dragon." - Karl Pilkington
"The butterfly stroke. It takes too much energy to do it. And why is a swimming stroke named after a creature that's rubbish in water?" - Karl Pilkington
"There was a Dragon problem, It must have been in England. George took it on he took on the job, he was like a Rentokil. He came out. And the interesting thing with him is he was a hero. I honestly think now they'd be an uproar, Because it's the last Dragon." - Karl Pilkington
"The butterfly stroke. It takes too much energy to do it. And why is a swimming stroke named after a creature that's rubbish in water?" - Karl Pilkington
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