Several Reasons Why Cruises are Wholesome

#1 04-18-2007, 03:40 PM

1. You eat a lot and we all know that Pentecostals eat a lot.
2. There is a lot of singing on the ship.
3. Jesus traveled by ship several times
4. You can sleep on a ship, even in a storm, just like the Lord did.
5. There are many Biblical references to ship, sailing and water.
6. You get to eat and we all, well see #1.
7. You can see some of the great wonders of the world that God created.
8. You get to eat, well see #1.
9. There are a lot of overweight people on a cruise ship, there are a lot of overweight people in Pentecost.
10. There are a lot of skinny people on a cruise ship and there are a lot of skinny people in Pentecost.
11. You get to ea, well see #1.
12. It makes sense.

Monkeyman · #2 04-18-2007, 03:41 PM

Don't you DARE mention whales.....hahahaha

#3 04-18-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeyman

Don't you DARE mention whales.....hahahaha

You mean the ones in Blue Jeans and Blue Jean skirts? Oh now you are going to get in trouble for that one.

Monkeyman · #4 04-18-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TrUtHlIvEr

You mean the ones in Blue Jeans and Blue Jean skirts? Oh now you are going to get in trouble for that one.

YOU said it not i!!!!! he he he

rgcraig · #5 04-18-2007, 03:47 PM

Hey, we had communion on the beach of St. Marteen!

Also should anyone need to be baptized you have a whole ocean at all times, not to mention to ship's pools.

#6 04-18-2007, 03:48 PM

13. If you are going to sing "The Old Gospel Ship" you are going to have to believe in crusin.

#7 04-18-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

Hey, we had communion on the beach of St. Marteen!

Also should anyone need to be baptized you have a whole ocean at all times, not to mention to ship's pools.

Bread and wine?