Joke Thread

[George]

Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?










AMERICA

[George]

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

[George]

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

[George]

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

[George]

A new Redneck law was just recently passed .

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

[George]

Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?

'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by George

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by George

Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?



AMERICA

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

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A wayward preacher was stopped by a cop for driving eratically one night. In between his legs was a paper bag containing a bottle. The officer asked, Sir, what's in the bag and that bottle? The preacher said "water". The officer reached in and took hold of the bottle and brought it to his nose to smell it. After a quick whiff, he exclaimed "Sir, that's not water, its wine!". The preacher exclaimed, Bless God, he did it again!!

[tstew]

Originally Posted by George

Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?










AMERICA

I can't answer that. I didn't read anything about Salvation in that post