The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!
I said, 'Great Tell me why you're so happy.
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, That's great I couldn't be happier for you!
Then she said, There's more! I asked, What do you mean there's more.
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said ...
(You're going to love this!)
Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive
__________________ You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!
I said, 'Great Tell me why you're so happy.
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, That's great I couldn't be happier for you!
Then she said, There's more! I asked, What do you mean there's more.
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said ...
(You're going to love this!)
Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive
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