As I was driving home from church tonight I saw a crossover sign and I was reminded of my mom telling a story on my older cousin.
While driving with her husband she commented "I don't know where Crossover is but there is an awful lot of ways to get there".
Her husband laughed so hard he could hardly see to drive.
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As I was driving home from church tonight I saw a crossover sign and I was reminded of my mom telling a story on my older cousin.
While driving with her husband she commented "I don't know where Crossover is but there is an awful lot of ways to get there".
Her husband laughed so hard he could hardly see to drive.
That sounds suspiciously like something that would come out of my mouth. My family has lots of stories like these about me and my sister in law Michelle.
That sounds suspiciously like something that would come out of my mouth. My family has lots of stories like these about me and my sister in law Michelle.
Well I have been guility.
My husband still laughs at my first visit to the dairy farm down from where he was raised.
They had automatic milkers and how all the cows lined up and feeding in the troughs and milker had these tube looking thingys and they seem to all have just four tubes per set. So I asked him what if he needed more than four or less than four then what did he do???
He couldn't for the longest understand my question. Finally, when he did and my FIL and husband where in the door rolling laughing so hard.
Now Sherri tell me since I was not raised on a farm and from a distance you sometimes on see 3 teats how was I to know ALL cows had just 4 teats? After all I was never under a cow to know.
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Last week, I was cleaning an emersion blender.... and got my finger in it while the blade was spinning.
4 stitches later I figured out, that wasnt very smart.
Ouch Ferd!
I can't believe you did that!
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Tell on a new friend. He said he was preaching and told the people that they needed to praise God. He said, "you need to lose your frigidity and praise God." He said that after church EVERYONE thought he had said lose your VIRGINITY and praise God. I told him that would be something to praise God for. He said he actually had to pull the tape to prove that he said "frigidity."
My husband still laughs at my first visit to the dairy farm down from where he was raised.
They had automatic milkers and how all the cows lined up and feeding in the troughs and milker had these tube looking thingys and they seem to all have just four tubes per set. So I asked him what if he needed more than four or less than four then what did he do???
He couldn't for the longest understand my question. Finally, when he did and my FIL and husband where in the door rolling laughing so hard.
Now Sherri tell me since I was not raised on a farm and from a distance you sometimes on see 3 teats how was I to know ALL cows had just 4 teats? After all I was never under a cow to know.
Well, I just learned something new too. I had NO IDEA about the cows and my grandpa used to have them. Guess I never really looked and counted.
I had to resurrect this thread, since I'm guilty of Idiotic things quite often.
Yesterday, I was driving to a baby shower in my car and had a horrible HOT FLASH. I turned the A/C on full blast on about 68 degrees and just kept feeling hotter and hotter. Well, at 51, this was definitely the worst hot flash I'd had and I was miserable.
Until I realized that I had inadvertently turned on my seat warmers that heat the seats up in the winter.
I immediately thought of this thread!
I have accidentally hit the seat warmer button in my car, too - several times......Really stupid part was that I thought I had spilled my coffee and started trying see where it was spilled.
Bumping this thread.... it seems relevant to the JP Crackdown thread somehow...
Confessions anyone??
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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