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Old 07-21-2008, 01:00 PM
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Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For

This thread is another example of the AFF family helping it's own. As you know Coonskinner, fondly remembered AFFer, recently was attacked by a killer tree limb while hunting.

Being the stubborn man he is he of course refused any medical treatement. As a concussion can cause subtle behaviour and perception changes I thought everybody could contribute here to things Lady Coonskinner should be on the look out for and that would signify she needs to rush him to the hospital.

I will get things rolling with a few obvious behaviours that would warrant immediate medical attention;

1. Coonskinner asks for quiche for lunch.
2. Coonskinner repeatedly asks "where is the remote control?"
3. Coonskinner tells LCS he is trading in his overalls for Tommy Hilfilger "street"
clothes.
4. Coonskinner asks for "a good cup of folgers coffee".
5. Coonskinner asks LCS to book him to preach at Atlanta Bishop's church.

LCS, I hope these pointers help!
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:01 PM
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LOL!!!! Maybe we can add to these!
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6. Coon pays to attend TD Jakes crusade
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For

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This thread is another example of the AFF family helping it's own. As you know Coonskinner, fondly remembered AFFer, recently was attacked by a killer tree limb while hunting.

Being the stubborn man he is he of course refused any medical treatement. As a concussion can cause subtle behaviour and perception changes I thought everybody could contribute here to things Lady Coonskinner should be on the look out for and that would signify she needs to rush him to the hospital.

I will get things rolling with a few obvious behaviours that would warrant immediate medical attention;

1. Coonskinner asks for quiche for lunch.
2. Coonskinner repeatedly asks "where is the remote control?"
3. Coonskinner tells LCS he is trading in his overalls for Tommy Hilfilger "street"
clothes.
4. Coonskinner asks for "a good cup of folgers coffee".
5. Coonskinner asks LCS to book him to preach at Atlanta Bishop's church.

LCS, I hope these pointers help!
If he starts preaching from the NIV.

If he starts wearing sandals to the pulpit.
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:06 PM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For

7. Coonskinner's writes his own "Jesus is my boyfriend" song!
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1. CS asks where you put that application to Global!
2. CS mentions that he wants one of the new 460cc golf drivers for Christmas.
3. "Honey, I think we need to plan a vacation to visit Pastor Tribble!"
4. "Honey, did you get the tickets to the symphony?"
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If he starts preaching from the NIV.

If he starts wearing sandals to the pulpit.
When did we ad this to the "hell fire awaits" list?
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When did we ad this to the "hell fire awaits" list?
Just now - get um off!
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CS states "I think I'll join PETA!"
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7. Coonskinner's writes his own "Jesus is my boyfriend" song!
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