__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I had ALOT of gas and the evidence was tangible...
I was aware that I was getting a drug called Flagyl intravenously...
I WRONGLY assumed the "Flagyl" was causing "flagellation" of my insides and gas in my system...
The nurse comes in and asks how the Flagyl is working...
I say... "Well... I think it is doing what it is intended to do..."
She says "Really, what is it doing?"
I say, "Well, you know... "
She says, "No I really do not."
I said, "Well, it is making a whole lot of gas inside me... is that not it's purpose?
She says, "Oh, I was not aware of that - but I'll sure take your word for it!"
What a complete idioT!
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I made coffee once, without the coffee. Just an empty filter.
Me too. Our unit secretary came along and saw the pot full of sparklingly clear water and said, "Look here! Somebody made us a nice pot of hot water!" Which I had indeed. (She calls my coffee "hot water" anyway since it's about half as strong as hers. Her coffee will melt your plastic spoon.)
I had ALOT of gas and the evidence was tangible...
I was aware that I was getting a drug called Flagyl intravenously...
I WRONGLY assumed the "Flagyl" was causing "flagellation" of my insides and gas in my system...
The nurse comes in and asks how the Flagyl is working...
I say... "Well... I think it is doing what it is intended to do..."
She says "Really, what is it doing?"
I say, "Well, you know... "
She says, "No I really do not."
I said, "Well, it is making a whole lot of gas inside me... is that not it's purpose?
She says, "Oh, I was not aware of that - but I'll sure take your word for it!"
What a complete idioT!
I am even now an idiot. Usually, every couple of weeks I'll have an experience that rings true to this-- usually very funny. The next time it happens, I'll post it.
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"The choices we make reveal the true nature of our character."
Ok so I am going to tell one on someone else to warm up to this thread.
One time I was helping a guy install a dryer and his new dryer didn't have the same plug as the one installed in the house.
So I ran to the hardware store and picked up a new one.
I had him the cord and he thinks it would be a good idea to see if the plug is the right one so with the bare wires across his legs he plugs the cord in.
BAM he gets zapped burns a hole in his pants and burns his leg.
I am on the floor laughing so hard I couldn't help if I wanted to.
No problem
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"Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow." ~Aesop
Ok so I am going to tell one on someone else to warm up to this thread.
One time I was helping a guy install a dryer and his new dryer didn't have the same plug as the one installed in the house.
So I ran to the hardware store and picked up a new one.
I had him the cord and he thinks it would be a good idea to see if the plug is the right one so with the bare wires across his legs he plugs the cord in.
BAM he gets zapped burns a hole in his pants and burns his leg.
I am on the floor laughing so hard I couldn't help if I wanted to.
No problem
FUNNY!
BUT! This has to be about YOU! You idioT!
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I watered all the silk plants in my office at Xerox for about a month before my boss told me they weren't real. I've never been very good with plants.
NICE! What an idoiT!
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I argued a point today in an executive meeting about an August 11th date that obviously had already past. I didn't notice until halfway into my diatribe that people were looking at me like I was an idiot while I was insisting on a deadline that had already past.
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