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Old 02-12-2008, 04:50 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

The good news:

My wife scores a 9 on this "test."

The bad news:

I scored a 10

What does that mean?







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Old 02-12-2008, 06:56 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

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Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts


( ) No Pants


( ) No makeup


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry


( ) I wear my hair up


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow


( )I wear hosery in public


( ) Skirts go below the knees


( ) No Slits


( )No finger nail paint




* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!
Frankly, I'm disgusted by this.

Even if you dont agree with someone's position on these or other issues, I find it highly un-Christianlike to mock or make fun of other saints' convictions.
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:49 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

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Frankly, I'm disgusted by this.

Even if you dont agree with someone's position on these or other issues, I find it highly un-Christianlike to mock or make fun of other saints' convictions.
Consider the source.
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:01 AM
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I need to work on my wife! she scores an 80. that is much too high for a good moderate.
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:22 AM
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Frankly, I'm disgusted by this.

Even if you dont agree with someone's position on these or other issues, I find it highly un-Christianlike to mock or make fun of other saints' convictions.

How about the condemnation that folks had to live with for years.

There have been decades of mocking from the pulpit to what avail?
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:24 AM
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Frankly, I'm disgusted by this.

Even if you dont agree with someone's position on these or other issues, I find it highly un-Christianlike to mock or make fun of other saints' convictions.
The problem with convictions, it makes convicts out the saint.

Do not call them convictions call them orders...
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:25 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

I only scored a 70%! EEK!


( ) No Hair cuts - Prefer not to do this. My conviction.


( ) No Pants - Prefer not to do this. My conviction.


( ) No makeup - I have an oily complexion and it only complicates matters. PLUS! I just don't have the time it takes to put it on! I've also been told by many that I don't NEED it! AHHH!


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry - I wear rings and the occastional scatter pin.


( ) I wear my hair up - I'm 53 years old and think it looks best that way! Again, it's a "thing" of mine.


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow- NOPE!


( )I wear hosery in public - I also DON'T wear hosery in public in the summer!


( ) Skirts go below the knees- Chubby knees.....MUST keep them covered!

( ) No Slits - I PREFER no slits because I'm so short that the slits most of the time are too HIGH and I have to sew them a little. I HATE to sew!


( )No finger nail paint - No fingernails...don't draw attention to them with PAINT!

You know what I didn't find on this test? Amount of time spent in prayer, Bible Reading and Outreach! Hint Hint

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Old 02-12-2008, 09:03 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

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My wife is a 10, a reverse 10 that is, with no shame, no guilt, no conviction concerning any of your man made standards. BTW, she is the most Godly women I know, volunteers full time to serve special needs, loves righteousness, hates evil, and most of all loves me. So, your test is no holiness test at all, has nothing to do with how close one is to the Lord.

I know Crakjak's wife and I can testify to that. She's a real lady!

There's only one standard for holiness in the Bible and His name is Jesus. Any thing else is arbitrary at best and traditions of men at worst.
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:08 AM
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you wear pants and cut your hair off? you must not be UPC
I thought you were - O well
I attend a UPC church.
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:26 AM
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Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

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Originally Posted by StMark View Post
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts Every six - 8 weeks


( ) No Pants Don't wear pants, but not because it's a conviction....just personal preference at this point in my life.


( ) No makeup Love makeup, wear just enough to enhance


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry wear earrings, necklaces and bracelets and have a huge collection of watches


( ) I wear my hair up Not usually, not long enough,


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow Only in the winter, in the summer I have been known to go sleeveless


( )I wear hosery in public Only in winter in summer I have to show off my pedicure, Like bright bold colors


( ) Skirts go below the kneesYes


( ) No Slits Depends on the dress or skirt


( )No finger nail paint
like french manicures but have been known to sport a really dark shade of red




* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!

There you have it St. Mark Happy now?
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