Breaking News!! -- Alternative To Tulsa Forming Now!!!

[LaVonne]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

A valid driver's license is required for all who are wanting to be involved in our bus ministry.

...Ok!

What about those who want to preach, any requirements?

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

You're GIVING us dues? That's a new one!

Opps! My bad! The BILL for dues and ID cards will be going out soon!

But...you know that our new organiza....err fellowship would grow by leaps and bounds if we PAID dues to members!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by CareyM

...Ok!

What about those who want to preach, any requirements?

Are Wemmin in A******y?

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Are Wemmin in A******y?

Oh SIlly she is talking about her husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaVonne]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Are Wemmin in A******y?

I am in NO WAY speaking for myself...my husband wanted to know. He's not a registered member of the forum...

[LaVonne]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Oh SIlly she is talking about her husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No kidding...ME preach?????

[Brother Price]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

I'm in only if I'm officially proclaimed MORE APOSTOLIC THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

YOU WISH!!!

I am more Apostolic than Dan!

[TRFrance]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

Originally Posted by PreacherV

Okay...so far we have PastorD, RevBuddy,and TRFrance jockeying for position atop the Alternative Acronym Committee.

And lets not forget the CROSS committee.
C.R.O.S.S. = Compromisers & Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

[TRFrance]

Originally Posted by Brother Price

YOU WISH!!!

I am more Apostolic than Dan!

Then again, my chihuahua is more Apostolic than Dan, so that's not saying much!

(Merry Christmas, Dan)

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

And lets not forget the CROSS committee.
C.R.O.S.S. = Compromisers & Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

Or the conservative counterbalance -- H.A.I.R.D.O.S. (Holy Apostolics Indignantly Requesting Definitive Outward Standards)