Whaaaaaaatt???? What's happening in Canada??

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by TRIPLE E

Personally I don't know of any that have TV's ,I know a few that have "monitors" though.

Are there broadcast stations in NB now, or do they still hang a coat hanger on the clothesline to get fuzzy images of the Bruins be whooped by the far superior teams from the North?












tic but as silly as the notion of all preachers having TV....

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by Broken

very sad sense of humor

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

[Thad]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

Disney World has reported a spike in attendance today. Crowds of super sized men with big hair, pretending not to recognize each other, have descended on the theme park on this Lord's Day.

now that was classic!! EXCELLENT!! ...had me Rollin' ! and So true

some of you soured up canadians have no sense of humor - no names mentioned!

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Are there broadcast stations in NB now, or do they still hang a coat hanger on the clothesline to get fuzzy images of the Bruins be whooped by the far superior teams from the North?



tic but as silly as the notion of all preachers having TV....

You got me all wrong. I definitely believe that there are preachers who don't have TV, and some in the woods who don't have satellite, and that's about the same as not having TV.

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by Thad

now that was classic!! EXCELLENT!! ...had me Rollin' ! and So true

some of you soured up canadians have no sense of humor - no names mentioned!

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by Truly Blessed

If the UPCI sent out a questionaire asking every licensed minister directly, "Do you have a TV in your house?" and they had to answer the question in order to have their license renewed, what do you think the result would be?

That would be an interesting questionnaire:

1. Do you have a TV in your house?

2. If you answered "no" to question 1,

a. Does your wife have a TV in your house?

b. Do you have a room in your house you have designated as a hotel room?

c. Do you consider your garage to be a part of your house?

1. If you answered "no" to question c, do you have a TV in your garage?

d. Have you designated a residence other than where you are living as your "house?"

e. Do you have friends or family members record your favourite shows for you?

f. Do you own DVD sets of your favourite programs?

g. Have you removed your TV set from your house for the purpose of answering this questionnaire?

h. Do you believe that a coat hanger attached to a monitor constitutes a TV?

1. If you answered "no" to question h, do you have a coat hanger attached to your monitor?

i. Is you monitor attached to a cable or satellite broadcast input?

j. Is the signature attached to this questionnaire in your own hand writing?

k. Are you attaching a letter explaining why you are opting out of answering this question?

l. Did your superintendent tell you not to worry about it, so you're not?

[Truly Blessed]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

That would be an interesting questionnaire:

1. Do you have a TV in your house?

2. If you answered "no" to question 1,

a. Does your wife have a TV in your house?

b. Do you have a room in your house you have designated as a hotel room?

c. Do you consider your garage to be a part of your house?

1. If you answered "no" to question c, do you have a TV in your garage?

d. Have you designated a residence other than where you are living as your "house?"

e. Do you have friends or family members record your favourite shows for you?

f. Do you own DVD sets of your favourite programs?

g. Have you removed your TV set from your house for the purpose of answering this questionnaire?

h. Do you believe that a coat hanger attached to a monitor constitutes a TV?

1. If you answered "no" to question h, do you have a coat hanger attached to your monitor?

i. Is you monitor attached to a cable or satellite broadcast input?

j. Is the signature attached to this questionnaire in your own hand writing?

k. Are you attaching a letter explaining why you are opting out of answering this question?

l. Did your superintendent tell you not to worry about it, so you're not?

TOO FUNNY!

[TRIPLE E]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

That would be an interesting questionnaire:

1. Do you have a TV in your house?

2. If you answered "no" to question 1,

a. Does your wife have a TV in your house?

b. Do you have a room in your house you have designated as a hotel room?

c. Do you consider your garage to be a part of your house?

1. If you answered "no" to question c, do you have a TV in your garage?

d. Have you designated a residence other than where you are living as your "house?"

e. Do you have friends or family members record your favourite shows for you?

f. Do you own DVD sets of your favourite programs?

g. Have you removed your TV set from your house for the purpose of answering this questionnaire?

h. Do you believe that a coat hanger attached to a monitor constitutes a TV?

1. If you answered "no" to question h, do you have a coat hanger attached to your monitor?

i. Is you monitor attached to a cable or satellite broadcast input?

j. Is the signature attached to this questionnaire in your own hand writing?

k. Are you attaching a letter explaining why you are opting out of answering this question?

l. Did your superintendent tell you not to worry about it, so you're not?

Let's not go digging too deep there Al!

[StillStanding]

Another question:

Do you have a TV in a window air conditioner shell so that the TV is physically not IN your home??????

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

Another question:

Do you have a TV in a window air conditioner shell so that the TV is physically not IN your home??????

Addition to Questionnaire

m. Do you have a TV in a window air conditioner shell so that the TV is physically not IN your home?

1. If you answered "no" to question m, do you now plan to purchase an air conditioner shell?