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Old 07-26-2007, 07:32 PM
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I haven't read the rest of the responses but her is my take.

While this story is interesting and it is seemingly amazing that this cat has some special sense that folks are about to expire... I think we may getting the "Cat Before The Hearse!"

Perhaps the really sick GIVE UP when the cat curls up beside them because they have heard the rumor that Oscar predicts death... could it be that death is a response to a the cat rather than the cat responding to impending death?
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:43 PM
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Maybe people about to die smell like fish or something?
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:45 PM
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Maybe people about to die smell like fish or something?
Uh... how long has it been since you stayed at your grandma's house?

I wouldn't say fish but I would say uniquely aromatic!
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I haven't read the rest of the responses but her is my take.

While this story is interesting and it is seemingly amazing that this cat has some special sense that folks are about to expire... I think we may getting the "Cat Before The Hearse!"

Perhaps the really sick GIVE UP when the cat curls up beside them because they have heard the rumor that Oscar predicts death... could it be that death is a response to a the cat rather than the cat responding to impending death?
Absolutely NOT!
The facility managers have also ruled out any correlation to the fact that each hospice patient that died had severe respiratory allergies to cat fur and dander.

They determined it was just a coincidence that their esophagus' just all happened to be slammed shut!
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:53 PM
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:56 PM
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I haven't read the rest of the responses but her is my take.

While this story is interesting and it is seemingly amazing that this cat has some special sense that folks are about to expire... I think we may getting the "Cat Before The Hearse!"

Perhaps the really sick GIVE UP when the cat curls up beside them because they have heard the rumor that Oscar predicts death... could it be that death is a response to a the cat rather than the cat responding to impending death?
Props to Phil - that was pretty good!
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:07 PM
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Props to Phil - that was pretty good!
Finally, someone with a real appreciation for intelligence and wit!

thanks, Ren! (have you found your Stimpy yet?)

Probably blew it with that comment! Fame is fleeting!
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thanks, Ren! (have you found your Stimpy yet?)
whoa, whoa, whoa.....

is that some kind of special code word for this:

single between 48-54,
have a decent job,
no small children,
love God more than yourself
and
don't have a crazy ex-wife

inquiring minds have a need-to-know.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:06 PM
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whoa, whoa, whoa.....

is that some kind of special code word for this:

single between 48-54,
have a decent job,
no small children,
love God more than yourself
and
don't have a crazy ex-wife

inquiring minds have a need-to-know.
Actually it is more of a



Kind of thing

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whoa, whoa, whoa.....

is that some kind of special code word for this:

single between 48-54,
have a decent job,
no small children,
love God more than yourself
and
don't have a crazy ex-wife

inquiring minds have a need-to-know.
Whoa, you took good notes!
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