The Conservative Daily Wire Endorses Trump

n david · #1 04-01-2016, 12:37 PM

Ugh.

http://www.dailywire.com/news/4593/b...ses-daily-wire

n david · #2 04-01-2016, 12:38 PM

"""We believe him when he says he will bring jobs back from Mexico and China by raising tariffs and threatening war. We believe him when he says he will build a wall on the border with Mexico by making Mexico pay for it, using withdrawal of his tie manufacture as leverage. We agree with you that Trump will scare Putin into submission by withdrawing from NATO, scare ISIS into submission by turning over prosecution of the war to Putin, and solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict by cutting great deals. We think Trump will be the best for the military by cutting military spending and teaching soldiers to torture people in violation of law and also informing them that they will be treated as losers if they are captured as prisoners of war."""

n david · #3 04-01-2016, 12:38 PM

"""We believe Donald Trump turned a small $1 million loan into a $10 billion empire, that Trump has never inflated his wealth, that Trump Steaks are delicious and that Trump Water is the best kind of water ever made. We believe all parents should send their children to Trump University to learn how to do these kinds of things."""

n david · #4 04-01-2016, 12:39 PM

"""We now acknowledge that Trump's protesters are victims when they punch other protesters unprovoked, and that Trump is a hero for offering to pay for their defense after telling them to punch people."""

n david · #5 04-01-2016, 12:39 PM

"""We have now come around to Trump's unique view of constitutional jurisprudence in which the federal government is responsible for housing, education, and healthcare, and in which Supreme Court judges are responsible for investigating and prosecuting Hillary Clinton."""