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05-14-2007, 07:54 PM
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Beaux's li'l buddy............
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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How about.......
Now.... IAintMovin.........
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05-14-2007, 07:57 PM
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*sigh*
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Norwich, CT
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The Jewish boneyard here in Norwich is called "The First Hebrew Society"
The sign says it. I always tell my wife as we drive by "Things are pretty dead aound here, let's not join" .... she has got to be getting sick of that joke after nigh on 20 years of it
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05-14-2007, 07:57 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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No Wax
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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05-14-2007, 07:59 PM
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*sigh*
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Norwich, CT
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How about some creepy, gothic spin on the rapture... lots of skulls and stuff with the caption "When you least expect it...I will Rise.."
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05-14-2007, 08:02 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: TX
Posts: 318
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Here lies my wife
She made a mistake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake
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05-14-2007, 09:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson
A preacher was walking through the graveyard and read the following on a tombstone.
As you are now
So once was I,
As I am now
so you will be,
prepare my friend
to follow me...
To which the old preacher said,
"Friend, I ain't following you until I know which way you went...."
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An old saint out of the Elmore City, OK UPC has a similar inscription on her tombstone and I have always wanted it on mine:
Remember friend
As you pass by,
As you are now
So once was I,
As I am now
You soon will be,
Prepare for Christ
and follow me!
There is no question which way Sister Fowler went! What a saint.
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05-14-2007, 09:16 PM
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www.capitalcommunity.ca
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Here lies the body of the Monkey
Wasn’t too plain, yes was very funky
Full of health, his heart had endurance
He quickly went down, after upping insurance
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05-14-2007, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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My husband once wrote this in a letter to me...
"Some day, when our journey is finished, may the epitaph engraved on the minds of those that knew us be this:
They served God;
Their kids loved them;
And they laughed.
Together."
Maybe we'll have that engraved on a joint tombstone.
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For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Jeremiah 29:11
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05-14-2007, 09:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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"Here Lies The Kind of Man Little Boys Dream of Being,
And Old Men Wish They Would Have Been."
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05-14-2007, 09:50 PM
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Non-Resident Redneck
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rrford
"Here Lies The Kind of Man Little Boys Dream of Being,
And Old Men Wish They Would Have Been."
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I have thought of using that one myself.
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