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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder
I'm actually not ashamed to admit I spoke to a psychologist last week. She diagnosed me as a compulsive quitter. I told her that is was impossible and suggested she re-evaluate me. She said she didn't need to re-evaluate me, that her diagnosis is always correct the first time. I got up and told her I wouldn't be returning to complete my 3 month counseling session, and I walked out that door! The nerve of her!
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Okay, had it not been for the fact that it's 6:30 in the morning, with my wife and kids still sleeping, I'd be screaming with laughter right now...
I think you've missed your call to be a comedian...