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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear
If those first christians were alive today they would feel strange in most churches. 3 songs...a testimony and a dry sermon...lol...
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Ahh, but three songs sung 28 times each!
And then there is the offering with its promises of blessings......
The list of announcements for upcoming events.
The choir.
A solo song or three.
20 minutes of "I'm almost done now!" followed by continues "Preach it!"'s.
10 more minutes of "I'm a fixin to close here..." -more "preach it!"'s.
15 minutes of ME thinking "will you JUST wrap it up already!" followed by staring daggers into the face of the guy behind me who keeps shouting all of the "preach it!"'s.