5 Things AFF Doesn't Know About Me! - Page 93

Elizabeth · #**921** 02-11-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

What are you laughing at PO, that she has outrageous stories or that she is a changed woman?

You are a bad man with an innocent looking face!

That was funny though--

Pressing-On · #**922** 02-11-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cindy

Most of the boys that dated my daughters, were more afraid of me than my husband. Go figure, my husband is big. Of course people called me before the police. I handled it!

I'm usually a pushover, until you make me mad - then you better get out of my way!!

Pressing-On · #**923** 02-11-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

You are a bad man with an innocent looking face!

That was funny though--

Ron · #**924** 02-11-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Ron He's a TOM CAT!
That is what Tom Cats do!
I know I know, Alzheimer's right??

I didn't know his name was TOM?

Elizabeth · #**925** 02-11-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scotty

I remember a lady who lived up the street whos husband was known to go to the bar till wee hours and come home drunk, usually with the smell of another on him. One night he came home and passed out in the bed, she wrapped the sheets and blankets around him and started in with a broom handle. Nearly killed him before he could get his drunk self out of the sheets.

Was home at 5:30p everyday after that.

See it works!

Pressing-On · #**926** 02-11-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotty

I remember a lady who lived up the street whos husband was known to go to the bar till wee hours and come home drunk, usually with the smell of another on him. One night he came home and passed out in the bed, she wrapped the sheets and blankets around him and started in with a broom handle. Nearly killed him before he could get his drunk self out of the sheets.

Was home at 5:30p everyday after that.

Willie Nelson's first wife did that - except - she lit the sheets on fire!!!