Anyone Here Going To General Conference?

[1Corinth2v4]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

What an ENORMOUS waste of time.

One must purge the body from H.I.V.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Can't make it. Bummer!

Oh, wait, yes I can! Thought I had a conflict.

So, if you see somebody getting saved and tongue-talking, get your discerners tuned up. Just might be me, pulling a Borat.

[Mrs. LPW]

Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4

One must purge the body from H.I.V.

Ok I'll bite.. what does HIV stand for in this instance?

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4

Resolution 14 will allow at-will inspections of minister's home for televisions. Ministers found in violation will lose their credentials for a period of two months. Thereafter they will face a board of presbyters for reevaluation.

Makes sense to me!

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4

Resolution 14 will allow at-will inspections of minister's home for televisions. Ministers found in violation will lose their credentials for a period of two months. Thereafter they will face a board of presbyters for reevaluation.

Is this for real, or just a joke? It's hard to tell sometimes, with these resolutions n stuff.

Anybody got the text of the resolutions, or a link?

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Timmy

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

I hear they want to raise the tithes on the "upper 5% of tithe payers" to pay for a few necessary "investments" in their future.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I hear they want to raise the tithes on the "upper 5% of tithe payers" to pay for a few necessary "investments" in their future.

I'm pretty sure you're joking. OK, kinda sure. A little.

[Justin]

Originally Posted by All4one

Security fee? What happened to trusting God? (or is He not going?)

Ouch.