Whaaaaaaatt???? What's happening in Canada??

[ALVIN]

It's possible that these folks will have a booth at General Conference.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Truly Blessed

New Question for Conference Attendees

In light of the Division race on and the Yankees playing Tampa Bay on Wednesday night. Will you choose to take in the game rather than attend the music fest?

Interesting question indeed.

The Ballpark won't have requests for $1000..... but will cost you $25 to get in anyway.

[ALVIN]

NEWSFLASH!!!!

The major brand name retailers have reported that sales of high fashion evening wear have been brisk for the month of September. Of special note is the boom in sales of fashion accessories such as bows, feathers, and ornamental watches. An industry spokesman commented on the usual September trend to an increase in sales of eye catching, but modest dresses. Retailers have observed this phenomena for several years, and some are speculating a connection with the "October returns," a surge in the return of high fashion garments that is unique to the first week of October.

[Truly Blessed]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

NEWSFLASH!!!!

The major brand name retailers have reported that sales of high fashion evening wear have been brisk for the month of September. Of special note is the boom in sales of fashion accessories such as bows, feathers, and ornamental watches. An industry spokesman commented on the usual September trend to an increase in sales of eye catching, but modest dresses. Retailers have observed this phenomena for several years, and some are speculating a connection with the "October returns," a surge in the return of high fashion garments that is unique to the first week of October.

That explains why those outfitted with high fashion are not seen on the dance floor. They can't afford to let perspiration permeate the clothes they will be returning in October. Thanks for the insight breau!

[Maple Leaf]

Today this thread has topped twenty thousand views, the first thread on AFF to reach that many views.

We have also surpassed our goal of making the Top Five of threads, and now are in the Top Three.

If our regular lurkers would come out of the shadows and start posting, we could make the number one position before Thad's Tab catches up.

[Maple Leaf]

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Are there broadcast stations in NB now, or do they still hang a coat hanger on the clothesline to get fuzzy images of the Bruins be whooped by the far superior teams from the North?



tic but as silly as the notion of all preachers having TV....

Hey Doc,

According to MRSBOOM's timeline, you're coming north in 22 days. How close are you coming to the line that divides our fair land from the wasteland on our western border?

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Maple Leaf

Hey Doc,

According to MRSBOOM's timeline, you're coming north in 22 days. How close are you coming to the line that divides our fair land from the wasteland on our western border?

She preceeds me as I am not landing in Manchester, NH until 11/15 (Southwest does not fly to Maine anymore).

I head as far North as Bangor unless given good reasons to change plans. I have not bought tickets yet.

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by Thad

*****EXTRA ***** EXTRA *****EXTRA*****


I was told today that there will be an astonishing Surprise Announcement Made at General conference this week ! ! !

I am forbidden to give out any more information on this but it's going to Rock Tampa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we'll see what transpires. AND!! DO NOT PM me and ask me for any information on this. I promised I would not tell and I am sticking to it !

MAJOR!!!! MAJOR!!!! NEWSFLASH!!!!

It will be announced in Tampa that Professor Thomas Fudge has been invited to join the faculty at The Urshan Graduate School. Not only has he been asked, but he has accepted and will be on-site immediately after General Conference.

That's right folks. You heard it here first. We've scooped Thadeous. Saint John's own Tom Fudge will be the chair of the new Historical Studies Department at the Urshan Graduate School.

UPC apologist, WWOD, asked to comment on this surprise appointment, said "I'm surprised," but promised a more extensive comment when he had more time to digest the news.





Definition: AFF Newsflash 1. Fiction 2. Imagination 3. Rumour 4. Fun

[TRIPLE E]

Originally Posted by ALVIN

MAJOR!!!! MAJOR!!!! NEWSFLASH!!!!

It will be announced in Tampa that Professor Thomas Fudge has been invited to join the faculty at The Urshan Graduate School. Not only has he been asked, but he has accepted and will be on-site immediately after General Conference.

That's right folks. You heard it here first. We've scooped Thadeous. Saint John's own Tom Fudge will be the chair of the new Historical Studies Department at the Urshan Graduate School.

UPC apologist, WWOD, asked to comment on this surprise appointment, said "I'm surprised," but promised a more extensive comment when he had more time to digest the news.


Definition: AFF Newsflash 1. Fiction 2. Imagination 3. Rumour 4. Fun

Alvin but you left out the other two appointments to UGS -
I heard that it will be announced that TB is going to be head of the Soterology department and MF Blume is new head of Eschalogy.just wondering if anyone else can either confirm or deny this rumor?

[ALVIN]

Originally Posted by TRIPLE E

Alvin but you left out the other two appointments to UGS -
I heard that it will be announced that TB is going to be head of the Soterology department and MF Blume is new head of Eschalogy.just wondering if anyone else can either confirm or deny this rumor?

That's the rumour alright, but I haven't been able to confirm it. My understanding was that TB would only be going to the Urshan school if his appointment as regional Field Supervisor for Asia doesn't come through at Conference. I guess that there's a hold up with Blume's appointment. It's not due to his eschatology, but rather that he doesn't have a UPC union card. He's got a choice to either join the brotherhood and have a shave, or to forego his appointment to UGST.