My Perfect "Frankenstein" Pastor ...

[rgcraig]

Very interesting!

Now you can make him a perfect wife and kids.....oh, and don't forget the perfect saint to go with it all! LOL!

[Barb]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Very interesting!

Now you can make him a perfect wife and kids.....oh, and don't forget the perfect saint to go with it all! LOL!

Here I am!!

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Very interesting!

Now you can make him a perfect wife and kids.....oh, and don't forget the perfect saint to go with it all! LOL!

If there were perfect saints there'd be no need for a Pastor........... or maybe the perfect saint is one that needs a pastor and can acknowledge that.......

[rrford]

Originally Posted by Steadfast

(I'm telling rrford what you called him!)

I just read it.

Not sure how to respond. Perhaps a humble "Thank-you" is in order.

Originally Posted by rrford

I just read it.

Not sure how to respond. Perhaps a humble "Thank-you" is in order.

[J-Roc]

Don't believe the hype....Dan's just being a sycophant... :sshhh

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by J-Roc

Don't believe the hype....Dan's just being a sycophant... :sshhh

Ain't there no medicine to cure that????

[Sam]

All right,
when's someone gonna do it?


go into PhotoShop,
compose a picture with
a Boris Karloff style green-face monster standing behind a pulpit?
maybe even put a clergy collar on him,
but don't hide the bolts in his neck.

Somebody needs to do it.
I'm not adept enough with PhotoShop.

[SDG]

Originally Posted by Sam

All right,
when's someone gonna do it?


go into PhotoShop,
compose a picture with
a Boris Karloff style green-face monster standing behind a pulpit?
maybe even put a clergy collar on him,
but don't hide the bolts in his neck.

Somebody needs to do it.
I'm not adept enough with PhotoShop.

I'll see what I can conjure up ... Sam.

[Adino]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

My "perfect" Frankenstein Pastor would have....

1. the compassion and love of Elder Strange
2. the humor and depthness of Deacon Blues
3. the down-to-earth attitude of Pastor Poster
4. the temperance of MOW
5. the command of sound doctrine possessed by Truly Blessed and Adino
6. the command of language of TBpew
7. the honesty and frankness of Elder Epley
8. the genuine friendliness of RevDWW
9. the wit of Coonskinner
10. the jovial nature of RevRandy
11. the zeal of IAM
12. the conviction and consistency of WholeHearted

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13. the gravitas of Steadfast and RRFord
14. the persistence and tenacity of Evangelist Benincasa and Old Paths
15. the love for the lost of GoWinSouls

Dan, I'm deeply honored to be a part of your Frankenpastor. YET I have to wonder, does this mean I'm to be run out of town by the angry pitchfork and torch carrying town folk?