I Am Sooooo Disappointed With Carpenter

Old Paths · #1 10-10-2007, 09:04 PM

I just preached a four week revival for Josh and I thought surely Carpenter was going to come, but alas, he did not make it.

Well maybe next time.

I am sooooo depressed, I could ALMOST eat a chocolate candy bar.

Rhymis · #2 10-10-2007, 09:08 PM

He came, he was just disguised as a potted plant.

Old Paths · #3 10-10-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhymis

He came, he was just disguised as a potted plant.

Naw..

No show.

He PMed me and said he would "try".

I'm so depressd, I could AMOST drink a chocolate milk shake.

CC1 · #4 10-10-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Paths

Naw..

No show.

He PMed me and said he would "try".

I'm so depressd, I could AMOST drink a chocolate milk shake.

Apparently you were not there long enough. Probably an eight week revival would have done the trick and he would have showed up!

Old Paths · #5 10-10-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1

Apparently you were not there long enough. Probably an eight week revival would have done the trick and he would have showed up!

Now there's a thought.

You can't believe the study time I put into the message.

Scott Hutchinson · #6 10-10-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Paths

Now there's a thought.

You can't believe the study time I put into the message.

Did somebody from Cantoment FL, send you their sermon notes for you to use ?

BoredOutOfMyMind · #7 10-10-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhymis

He came, he was just disguised as a potted plant.

There is bound to be dirt in this version...

Rhymis · #8 10-10-2007, 09:21 PM

I called him and told him you had a gift of calling out hen pecked husbands ... I have no idea why he didn't show up.

CC1 · #9 10-10-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhymis

I called him and told him you had a gift of calling out hen pecked husbands ... I have no idea why he didn't show up.

LOL!!!! Will he have to ask his wife for permission to laugh at your post?

Carpenter · #10 10-11-2007, 09:46 AM

You can't imagine how disappointed I am that I was not able to go hear you preach Elder, I am certain I would have been blessed...by at least parts of your sermon!!!

Now don't you go think that Brother Groce has an elevated position in my list of esteemed ministers of the gospel, just because I drove 2hrs to his revival, in the pouring rain, on a work night....

I arrived back to the AFF scene with only two days left in your revival. If brother Epley hadn't said anything I wouldn't have even known.

So...here is a call to ALL ministers coming to Colorado!

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE COMING!!!! I COVET AN OPPORTUNITY TO MEET YOU.

It seems that Brother J.'s church is the only one conservative enough to host you folks, I am resigned to the fact that I have to drive almost 2hrs to get there.