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Old 08-13-2007, 07:14 PM
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A Pounding - What items do you like to include?

If you were in charge of a pounding or participated in a pounding what type of items do you think very necessary to include?

I think a gift certificate at the local grocery would be great in order to enable the couple or person a choice as to their preference.

In other words, giving a pounding may not include items that need refrigeration and those are the most expensive things to purchase.

I thought of spices, but then I don't know what taste the person would have.

Paper towels, tissue paper.....

Any other ideas?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:18 PM
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If you were in charge of a pounding or participated in a pounding what type of items do you think very necessary to include?

I think a gift certificate at the local grocery would be great in order to enable the couple or person a choice as to their preference.

In other words, giving a pounding may not include items that need refrigeration and those are the most expensive things to purchase.

I thought of spices, but then I don't know what taste the person would have.

Paper towels, tissue paper.....

Any other ideas?
uhhhhh..... what are we talking about here?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:22 PM
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uhhhhh..... what are we talking about here?
It's an old term.

I'll let you wait on that answer.

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Old 08-13-2007, 11:11 PM
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uhhhhh..... what are we talking about here?
I think it means, after you beat the snot out of someone do you buy them a gift?
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:12 PM
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I think it means, after you beat the snot out of someone do you buy them a gift?


You have to save up the money for the assault charges first.
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I think it means, after you beat the snot out of someone do you buy them a gift?
I think it depends if it is a first pounding or not?


Maybe the resident pounding expert can enlighten us?
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:19 PM
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I think it depends if it is a first pounding or not?


Maybe the resident pounding expert can enlighten us?
I dunno. I'm just a stupid American.
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:21 PM
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I dunno. I'm just a stupid American.

Stupid is a bad word, I think the Apostle said, "I would nopt have you "ignorant"
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If I was giving some one a pounding.....I'd first try to give em a good ol poke in the nose. Then an upper cut to the chin. It would probablly be a theif or other criminal if was giving them a pounding, so i'd smack em' in Jesus name.

If that didn't work I'd break out Acts 2:38 on them.

That would be one Axe......and two 38's ;-)
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If I was giving some one a pounding.....I'd first try to give em a good ol poke in the nose. Then an upper cut to the chin. It would probablly be a theif or other criminal if was giving them a pounding, so i'd smack em' in Jesus name.

If that didn't work I'd break out Acts 2:38 on them.

That would be one Axe......and two 38's ;-)
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