A Whole New Level of Apostolic Hero Worship

[Charnock]

First United Pentecostal Church in Jacksonville, Florida has set up a sales website to market used ties worn by anointed Apostolic preachers. The stated goal of the campaign is to raise money for missions.

Here's a link to a highly anointed tie worn by none other than David K. Bernard.

http://tieauction.theupc.com/auction...ilburne-finch/

The current bid is $55 but you can own it today for the low price of $500! Seriously, $500 is a bargain for that level of anointing.

Here is a link to an anointed tie worn by none other than Home Missions Director, Carlton Coon! This tie is authenticated 100% anointed by Elder Coon's signature.

http://tieauction.theupc.com/auction...afford-signed/

This next tie comes to us from none other than highly anointed former AFF owner and founder, Doug White. Doug is really behind this sale and went through a lot to make this tie available. He's gone all out and tied the tie himself! This gives life to the old saying "See my tie, I tie my tie!"

http://tieauction.theupc.com/auction...-already-tied/


Th Jacksonville Church seems to really be onto something.

What's next, magic underwear?

[Nitehawk013]

They are trying to raise money for missions. They aren't selling prayer answering hankies. I don't see the problem.

What are you doing to raise money for foreign missions?

[Jason B]

Originally Posted by Nitehawk013

They are trying to raise money for missions. They aren't selling prayer answering hankies. I don't see the problem.

What are you doing to raise money for foreign missions?

Why not just give freely? Autographed ties, really? What's the motivation to give, because one loves souls or because you can get celebrity memorabilia. I'd expect it at the Dallas Cowboys game, not in the church of the living God.

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by Jason Badejo

Why not just give freely? Autographed ties, really? What's the motivation to give, because one loves souls or because you can get celebrity memorabilia. I'd expect it at the Dallas Cowboys game, not in the church of the living God.

to make it fun?

Do they sell peanut brittle at Cowboys games?

[Praxeas]

Glad Independent Biblethumper?

[navygoat1998]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

Glad Independent Biblethumper?

Good old independent boy. My dad was a GIB when I was younger. He Was mentored by H Richard Hall.

[RandyWayne]

5 years down the road:

"What do you have for me young man."

"I have this tie worn by none other than David K. Bernard!"

"Do you want to pawn it or sell it."

"I'd like to sell it."

"What are you thinking of getting for it.:

"I would like $1000."

"Only if it had sweat from Elvis on it son. . . . "

Chumlee: "Who is David K. Bernard?"

Old Man: "I have no idea Chum."

[houston]

Weren't Nathaniel Urshan's shoes auctioned at a conference?

[navygoat1998]

How did this? I live in Jacksonville.

[Praxeas]

Yeah...how?