Choices

Sam · #1 05-20-2007, 07:17 PM

A Holiness Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied in a very righteous voice, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than to let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Truly Blessed · #2 05-20-2007, 07:22 PM

SDG · #3 05-20-2007, 07:23 PM

Funny ... Sam ... lol.

Rhoni · #4 05-20-2007, 07:43 PM

He must have been a UPCI preacher...you know the kind...gag at a gnat and swallow a camel

!

j/k

berkeley · #5 05-20-2007, 08:09 PM

I don't think this was appropriate.

Sam · #6 05-20-2007, 08:17 PM

A Holiness preacher was standing on the platform.
A well endowed young lady came forward in response to the invitation and stood before him.
She had on a low cut blouse which exposed quite a bit of cleavage.
The minister said, in his most authoritarian and righteous voice, "Young lady, I am a Holiness preacher and I look down on dresses like that."

#7 05-20-2007, 08:30 PM

:sshhh

#8 05-20-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

A Holiness preacher was standing on the platform.
A well endowed young lady came forward in response to the invitation and stood before him.
She had on a low cut blouse which exposed quite a bit of cleavage.
The minister said, in his most authoritarian and righteous voice, "Young lady, I am a Holiness preacher and I look down on dresses like that."

Sam must be hitting the hard stuff tonight...Double shot of Espresso....