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12-28-2010, 07:16 PM
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My daughter is an evil dictator!!
My 13 year old daughter received a game for Christmas where she has to create a town complete with taxes, education, water treatment plants, etc.
When she went in the red she tripled the towns taxes and the people revolted. Her response was to bomb the city!!!
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12-28-2010, 07:17 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
She also said that they didn't need to waste money on sanitation!!!
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12-28-2010, 07:20 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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She also said that they didn't need to waste money on sanitation!!!
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Hysterical. I like her.
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12-28-2010, 07:30 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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Originally Posted by Pro31:28
She also said that they didn't need to waste money on sanitation!!!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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12-28-2010, 07:18 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
LOL!! Saddam Hussein!
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12-28-2010, 07:24 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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LOL!! Saddam Hussein!
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She said "They don't need schools they cost too much."
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12-28-2010, 07:31 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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Originally Posted by Baron1710
She said "They don't need schools they cost too much."
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We need her in Texas, school taxes are way too high.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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12-28-2010, 07:33 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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Originally Posted by Baron1710
She said "They don't need schools they cost too much."
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They should try paying for homeschooling, and paying the public school tax!
Tell her she needs to grow the pie. Slash the taxes! Let the people start a business or produce something with the saved money. Unemployment will drop like a rock and tax revenues will increase!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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12-28-2010, 07:37 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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Originally Posted by Hoovie
They should try paying for homeschooling, and paying the public school tax!
Tell her she needs to grow the pie. Slash the taxes! Let the people start a business or produce something with the saved money. Unemployment will drop like a rock and tax revenues will increase!
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She tried to fix her budget shortfall by cutting emergency services and legalizing gambling...which increased the crime rate.
It is so funny to watch her.
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12-28-2010, 07:39 PM
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Re: My daughter is an evil dictator!!
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Originally Posted by Baron1710
She tried to fix her budget shortfall by cutting emergency services and legalizing gambling...which increased the crime rate.
It is so funny to watch her.
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She can privatize the prison system. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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