There's an App for that?

[Praxeas]

There's rumor that legalism has gone high tech. A new app coming out allows you to put and shoot at an individual and it will tell you if their sleeves are too short or their skirt is too high.

It even has a meter that tells you how close to hell you are or how far away from heaven you are.

This will certainly take the pressure off of the pastor from having to preach standards 3 times a month

[Timmy]

[Azzan]

But is it only available on the Iphone?

[Praxeas]

yes but they are working on a version for other smart phones

[Sam]

And that smart phone can reveal sin also.

It has an ap that when you point it at someone and scan her, it reveals if she has on a thong or if she has on a bifurcated undergarment. It can also reveal cigarettes, cigars or snuff in a person's pocket or purse. It can also tell you what pictures or movies or songs others have on their phones, what web sites they have been viewing, what calls they have made or received, and what games they have been playing. As part of the body scan it will reveal if a person has had any recent sexual activity. You can see how this has become a "must have" for the concerned pastor.

[RandyWayne]

But, can this app tell you if there is a pool table in your community?

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

But, can this app tell you if there is a pool table in your community?

No but if you point and click it can tell you if your brother or sister has a tv in their closet

[*AQuietPlace*]

I think a lot of people come with that app pre-installed into themselves.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

I think a lot of people come with that app pre-installed into themselves.

Lol - - I was thinking that same thing yesterday when I read this thead!

[Aquila]

lol You guys just aren't right! lol