Yes, it's true! I am the culprit. I preached about "Deception" this morning in both services. I talked about all the internet scams in get email. You know the ones where you are promised $18,000,000.00 in exchange for a small "handling" fee! I've gotten them purporting to come from the FBI, the Senate in South Africa, Widow etc. Most of you know the scam. Anyway, I get one almost every week. I talked about being deceived and how silly these scams are.
I had a running visor on the entire time so everyone wondered what was going on. I then said in light of all these scams, do I look like I've got "Stupid" tattooed on my forehead? I then took off the visor and everyone could see "Stoopid" on my forehead. Preached about the King of Assyria telling the people of Israel that they were deceived by Hezekiah. We had a great time and everyone wondered about the "tattoo" whether it was real or not! They'll never forget that one!! LOL
We exceeded the fun limit once again!!!!
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"Those who go after the "Sauls" among us often slay the Davids among us." Gene Edwards
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
I thought it would be NOW that had the tattoo, not MOW.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Yes, it's true! I am the culprit. I preached about "Deception" this morning in both services. I talked about all the internet scams in get email. You know the ones where you are promised $18,000,000.00 in exchange for a small "handling" fee! I've gotten them purporting to come from the FBI, the Senate in South Africa, Widow etc. Most of you know the scam. Anyway, I get one almost every week. I talked about being deceived and how silly these scams are.
I had a running visor on the entire time so everyone wondered what was going on. I then said in light of all these scams, do I look like I've got "Stupid" tattooed on my forehead? I then took off the visor and everyone could see "Stoopid" on my forehead. Preached about the King of Assyria telling the people of Israel that they were deceived by Hezekiah. We had a great time and everyone wondered about the "tattoo" whether it was real or not! They'll never forget that one!! LOL
We exceeded the fun limit once again!!!!
Well? Is it?
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty