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Old 11-23-2009, 10:22 AM
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The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store

operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular

floor, or you may choose to go up a floor , but you cannot go back down

except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.



" Wow ," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

good looking and help with the housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!
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Old 11-23-2009, 10:26 AM
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:34 AM
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Re: The Husband Store

Wow, I would have stopped on floor two or three figuring the higher end models were way out of my price range!!
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:59 AM
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Wow, I would have stopped on floor two or three figuring the higher end models were way out of my price range!!
....or gay.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:05 PM
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Some guys musta been in the bargain basement!
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Old 11-24-2009, 09:20 AM
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Some guys musta been in the bargain basement!
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Old 11-24-2009, 09:29 AM
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Some guys musta been in the bargain basement!

Hey! I resemble that remark...
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Old 11-24-2009, 09:38 AM
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Hey! I resemble that remark...
So do I, actually!
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