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Old 08-17-2009, 02:53 AM
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I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

Is this true? Rumor has it he has yet to come forward with his birth certificate proving he is a red blooded (God bless America begins in the background) American. God forbid the UPC has for it's GS an illegal immigrant from some God forsaken European nation. He could be diverting FM funds, for all we know, into the European Union, which we all know is a creation of the Debil. What are we going to do about this Saints? Let us rise up and riot in the streets. Let us call ACORN and PEANUT to help us. Tell your Pastor..and if he does not become outraged...demand to see his birth certificate too...odds are he is an illegal also.
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:59 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

It's too late Bishop Haney is close to completing his 8 year term. You guys don't remember 2003 conference in Canada, the right wing of the UPC tried to hang Haney for funding Bible Schools in Ethiopia, where the Divine Flesh doctrine was being preached. Since the ultraconservatives could not vote him out they started an organization where they appointed themselves positions without a vote. Maybe that is the answer in America; let’s start a new government, which is not a democracy. Do you think JG is going to submit to NW in the WWWF, when his two year term is up?
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:22 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

God has only one Geography. We are all outside the Garden of Eden.

God doesn't deal with man made borders. I wish some of the African Anglicans would come to America and clean up their liberal churches and run them like they do in Afrrica.
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:55 PM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

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Is this true? Rumor has it he has yet to come forward with his birth certificate proving he is a red blooded (God bless America begins in the background) American. God forbid the UPC has for it's GS an illegal immigrant from some God forsaken European nation. He could be diverting FM funds, for all we know, into the European Union, which we all know is a creation of the Debil. What are we going to do about this Saints? Let us rise up and riot in the streets. Let us call ACORN and PEANUT to help us. Tell your Pastor..and if he does not become outraged...demand to see his birth certificate too...odds are he is an illegal also.
Were you serious as you typed this post?
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:17 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

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Is this true? Rumor has it he has yet to come forward with his birth certificate proving he is a red blooded (God bless America begins in the background) American. God forbid the UPC has for it's GS an illegal immigrant from some God forsaken European nation. He could be diverting FM funds, for all we know, into the European Union, which we all know is a creation of the Debil. What are we going to do about this Saints? Let us rise up and riot in the streets. Let us call ACORN and PEANUT to help us. Tell your Pastor..and if he does not become outraged...demand to see his birth certificate too...odds are he is an illegal also.
prax, YOU are a twisted mess!! but i like it !
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:23 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

Prax, are you confusing Haney with Obama? lol
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:26 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

Hey some people sitting on church pews have illegal aliens living in them
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:31 AM
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Hey some people sitting on church pews have illegal aliens living in them
And there's a whole thread on that!
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:51 AM
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Re: I heard that Haney is an illegal alien

Is Bro.Haney from Canada ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhElE3JILAE
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