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Old 04-04-2007, 10:58 PM
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" I Witnessed To Dick Cheney "

"

I Witnessed To Vice President Dick Cheney "

Dateline
Monday April 2, 2007


Vice Predident Dick Cheney

Was In Birmingham Monday

to attend a $1,000.00 a plate dinner..


After the dinner

he was whisked

by motorcade

to the airport

AND

He Stopped

Right In Front Of Me !


When

He Looked At Me

I Yelled To Him

" Mr Cheney,

HELL's WAITING FOR YOU "

REPENT OR PERISH " !


He then Said Something Unintelligeable !


I Wonder If

Could He Have Been

Speaking In Tongues

Or

Was It Just Stammering Lips ?



I Did Not Get A Chance

To

Lay My Hands On Him

Neither Did I Baptize Him

For Which I Sincerely

A P OL O G I Z E !





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Old 04-04-2007, 11:05 PM
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Good thing he didn't have a gun, but then again he a bad shot.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:06 PM
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I hear he is looking our way. I just hope he doesn't have a gun in his hand.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:55 PM
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If true...and doubt it....what a wonderful witness........NOT!
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:30 AM
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"I Witnessed To Vice President Dick Cheney "


" Mr Cheney,

HELL's WAITING FOR YOU "

REPENT OR PERISH " !






Bishop1

Good job! I bet he had some muslim extremists screaming the same things to him last week.

I bet he is looking our way...especially now. :
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:39 AM
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I pray that you are kidding.....
If you really did that...YOU are an embarassment to the Apostolic Movement.
IF you really did not do it....then....its not funny.
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:51 PM
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I pray that you are kidding.....
If you really did that...YOU are an embarassment to the Apostolic Movement.
IF you really did not do it....then....its not funny.


LOL,

My 'TIC' report was in reaction to the
"Witnessing To President Bush" thread -




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*DISCLAIMER"
I was in my car with the A/C on
and the windows were up
when I was stopped by the Birmingham Police
to allow the VeePeep Motorcade
to cross in front of us .


Vice President Cheney's vechicle
had to stop directly in front of our car
and as he looked at us
I truly did make that statement.


Altho Both Vehicles
Had Their Windows Up,
Had Their Air Conditioners On,
Were 500 Yards Apart
And
Were On Different Streets At That Intersection
May Have Had, or May Not Have Had, anything to do with
the statement that I made as an Alabama Apostolic Democrat.

" I Made The Statement And I Staaaaaaaaaaand Behind It "
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